KING KRECK

with apologies to Steve Martin and King Tut
inspired by Peter Boyles

Dick Kreck - MP3

In answer to Dick's vicious attack published in The Denver Post::
"Peter, as a friend, here's my advice: Lose that "Federico to the Rescue" parody. It's lame, it's off-key and, worst, it's not funny."

Introduced live on KHOW-630 AM
with Peter Boyles, Dick Kreck and Don Wrege.

LYRICS:

Now way out west in Denver,
There lives a columnist.
He writes about the media,
But never gets the gist.

Dick Kreck
Uses a thesaurus
Funky Kreck
Still manages to bore us

Thirty years in Denver,
Is he an old dead-ender?
Dick Kreck

Dick, Dick,
Criticizing KHOW,
Dick, Dick,
Who is he anyhow?
Dick, Dick,
Lookin' like Walt Disney,
Dick, Dick,
He ain't serious, is he?

Lives his life for journalism.

He picks on Pete,
And says I sing off key,
But when you mention Dick Kreck
People ask who is he?

Dick Kreck,
Keeps on writing drivel,
His stuff is dreck,
While circulation shrivels.

All around the dial, puff pieces by the pile,
Keeps on writing drivel,
While the circulation shrivels.
Dick Kreck!