Don Wrege :: Peter Boyles

THE P.C. BAN
(with apologies to Bobby 'Boris' Pickett's "Monster Mash")

FRANKENBOYLES

COUNT GREGULA

We were working at the schoolhouse late one day,
Deciding to take all of the holidays away.
Political correctness guides our choices,
No need to listen to the parents' voices.

We did the ban
We did the Holiday Ban
The PC ban
And Halloween was canned
The PC ban
Hanukkah and Christmas too
The PC ban
Sorry kids, no more fun for you!

If even one child might get their feelings hurt,
Then all of our traditions we must desert.
Our multi-cultural sensitivity,
Overrides any and all festivity.

We did the ban
God forbid Columbus day
The PC ban
Why honor dead presidents anyway?
The PC ban
No cards on Valentines
The PC ban
Thanksgiving's next on the line.

Concept by Frankenpeter Boyles
Executed, and I do mean executed, by Don "Bore Us" Wrege